SHORT SHORTS
$S3XY

Short Shorts

$S3XY

Short shorts. Long Tesla.

Floating red satin short shorts with thin gold S3XY lettering and gold trim.
Discover the storyHow it works

Live on Robinhood Chain

The lore

A very short story.

A little banter. A lot of leg. All the receipts.

  1. 2018Aug 1

    A care package for bears.

    Elon offers short seller David Einhorn a box of… short shorts.

    Elon Musk: Tragic. Will send Einhorn a box of short shorts to comfort him through this difficult time.
    The offer
  2. 2018Aug 10

    Please model your losses.

    The shorts arrive. Einhorn jokes about defects. Elon requests a selfie.

    David Einhorn: I want to thank @elonmusk for the shorts. He is a man of his word! They did come with some manufacturing defects. #tesla. Elon Musk replies: Put them on & post a selfie. Photo attachment omitted from this text excerpt.
    The delivery The selfie request
  3. 2018Aug 10

    Oops. Now it’s merch.

    The joke gets a spot on Tesla’s to-do list. Dress code: S3XY.

    Elon Musk: Short shorts coming soon to Tesla merch
    The tease S3XY
  4. 2020Jul 2

    Satin with a side of spite.

    Red satin. Gold trim. A cheeky offer to send the SEC a pair, too.

    Elon Musk announces radiant red satin short shorts with gold trim, then offers some to the Shortseller Enrichment Commission to comfort them through these difficult times.
    The design The SEC joke
  5. 2020Jul 5

    Nice price. RIP website.

    $69.420. Three posts. One very overwhelmed checkout.

    Elon Musk: Limited edition short shorts now available at Tesla.com/shortshorts. Only $69.420!! Dang, we broke the website.
    Launch $69.420 Website, RIP
  6. 2020Jul 6

    Short shorts. XL confidence.

    Elon buys a pair. Apparently, the joke fits.

    Elon Musk: I bought a pair of XL
    His size
  7. 2021Feb 4

    The meme gets promoted.

    Next title: Destroyer of shorts. The traders, this time.

    Elon Musk: I am become meme, Destroyer of shorts
    The victory lap

The next chapter

New ticker. Same cheek.

Short Shorts. $S3XY.

The proposed model

From trading fees to TSLA.

The meme is the starting point. This is the next step.

  1. 01

    Fees collected

    A portion of coin-generated fees is directed toward the rewards model.

  2. 02

    TSLA purchased

    Allocated fees are intended to fund purchases of Tesla shares.

  3. 03

    Rewards allocated

    Allocations are intended to reflect each eligible holder’s share of holdings.

  4. 04

    Holders rewarded

    The distribution method, timing, and eligibility are still being finalized.

Proposed rewards model. Fee rates, eligibility, and distribution details will be published before activation.

A few details

Good questions.

What is Short Shorts?

Short Shorts ($S3XY) is an independent memecoin project inspired by Tesla’s red satin short shorts and the internet culture around short sellers. The token is live on Robinhood Chain.

Where is $S3XY live?

$S3XY is live on Robinhood Chain. Its contract address is 0x3dE514ADa7ed28501bC0Acf7a93c443B04621eBc. Click the address at the top of this page to copy it.

How are the proposed rewards intended to work?

The proposed model directs a portion of coin-generated fees toward TSLA purchases, with reward allocations intended to reflect eligible holdings. Fee rates, eligibility, custody, distribution method, and timing are still being finalized. Rewards are not active.

Does $S3XY track Tesla’s share price?

The proposed connection is through fee-funded TSLA purchases. It does not establish a price peg, a TSLA trading pair, or direct ownership of Tesla shares simply by holding $S3XY.

Is this affiliated with Tesla or Elon Musk?

No. Short Shorts is an independent community project. The historical posts document the original meme; they are not endorsements of this token.